'my girlfriend broke up with me about two Thursdays ago and I am so horny, I haven't had sex for two weeks "ouch"
but I did meet a new lady, I had to work this weekend so I met her at her place to see if we want to date.
I'm cooking her supper on Saturday and we'll see how it goes.
so I was looking for this old clip from a TV show in the 70's where the host asks the contestants where's the most awkward place they've had sex and the guys wife answers "in the butt" and they laugh because that's not what the host meant but I couldn't find it I did however find something else that seems funny to me. I am not try to make fun or offend anyone so please don't take it that way and if it is offensive to you pm me and ill take it down.
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A form of estrogen produced from testosterone. Important for bone health, mood, and libido. Too high can cause side effects; too low can affect well-being.
Dihydrotestosterone is a potent androgen derived from testosterone. Affects hair growth, prostate health, and masculinization effects.
The biologically active form of testosterone not bound to proteins. Directly available for cellular uptake and biological effects.
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DOI: 10.1210/jc.2010-0102 | PMID: 20534765 | PMCID: PMC2913038