Nelson Vergel
Founder, ExcelMale.com
A Machine Like No Other
I would argue that you have a great piece of home-grown-AI right under your belt, and you never knew it. Say hello again to the penis. By any measure, the penis is certainly an “intelligent machine.” Some facts about the penis as machine:
I would also argue that the penis is intelligent. It can tell us a lot about ourselves. Here’s how:
As a biological wonder, it makes perfect sense to consider the penis an AI product. The language of AI also directly speaks to the penis: “soft AI,” “hard AI,” and “narrow AI.” And more than most organs, the penis is certainly capable of “deep learning.” Maybe if you listened to it more, you might learn something new about yourself.
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I would argue that you have a great piece of home-grown-AI right under your belt, and you never knew it. Say hello again to the penis. By any measure, the penis is certainly an “intelligent machine.” Some facts about the penis as machine:
- It works like a faucet and sink. The nervous system turns on the faucet (arteries) which fills the sink (venous sinuses). A critical interplay for normal erections.
- Half the length of the penis is inside the body, like the roots of a tree, which secure it to the pelvic bone. This determines the angle of the dangle.
- It can shrink and grow. Erect penises are almost 50% larger than flaccid ones.
- The blood pressure within an erect penis is higher than the blood pressure in your body.
- It takes more energy to keep a penis flaccid than to keep it erect.
- Normal men experience 3-5 hard erections at night. This is the penis “exercising” to stay in shape.
- Humans are one of the few mammals that have a bone-free penis. We rely on blood pressure instead of bones for hardness.
- Penises have a “G-spot” which is on the underside of the glans (head) or shaft in most men.
I would also argue that the penis is intelligent. It can tell us a lot about ourselves. Here’s how:
- It can tell you if you’re stressed
- It knows if you’re healthy or if you’re abusing your body
- It can reveal whether you’re headed for heart disease
- It can suggest that you have a problem with testosterone
- It’s a great billboard for sexually transmitted diseases
- It knows how to exercise when its owner doesn’t
As a biological wonder, it makes perfect sense to consider the penis an AI product. The language of AI also directly speaks to the penis: “soft AI,” “hard AI,” and “narrow AI.” And more than most organs, the penis is certainly capable of “deep learning.” Maybe if you listened to it more, you might learn something new about yourself.
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