Spanish Is a Funny Language

And estrogen is el estrógeno.

i really love the Spanish language. Once you get past some of the initial hurdles it is such a rich and beautiful language
 
What's really fun, while learning, is making mistakes while practicing with strangers. My most crushing and embarrassing mistake was when I tried to say I was hot while making small talk with a waitress. I said "soy caliente" instead of "tengo calor". I immediately knew I made a bad mistake when she gasped and practically ran away. "Thankfully", a guy at the next table heard, (which of course means others heard my goof) He saw that I was a foreigner who butchered his language and he was kind enough to explain what I did. Instead of saying I was hot, it came out as "I'm horny". Yes, that's what I wound up saying to a woman I didn't know and of course many people heard. This scene would have been perfect for one of those Southwest Airline commercials where they say "want to get away?" I wanted to die right there but the people were such good sports about it. I've made many other bonehead mistakes but this one was the most embarrassing.
 

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Predict estradiol, DHT, and free testosterone levels based on total testosterone

⚠️ Medical Disclaimer

This tool provides predictions based on statistical models and should NOT replace professional medical advice. Always consult with your healthcare provider before making any changes to your TRT protocol.

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Normal range: 300-1000 ng/dL

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Understanding Your Hormones

Estradiol (E2)

A form of estrogen produced from testosterone. Important for bone health, mood, and libido. Too high can cause side effects; too low can affect well-being.

DHT

Dihydrotestosterone is a potent androgen derived from testosterone. Affects hair growth, prostate health, and masculinization effects.

Free Testosterone

The biologically active form of testosterone not bound to proteins. Directly available for cellular uptake and biological effects.

Scientific Reference

Lakshman KM, Kaplan B, Travison TG, Basaria S, Knapp PE, Singh AB, LaValley MP, Mazer NA, Bhasin S. The effects of injected testosterone dose and age on the conversion of testosterone to estradiol and dihydrotestosterone in young and older men. J Clin Endocrinol Metab. 2010 Aug;95(8):3955-64.

DOI: 10.1210/jc.2010-0102 | PMID: 20534765 | PMCID: PMC2913038

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