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2 Year Cancerversary
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<blockquote data-quote="Vince" data-source="post: 233256" data-attributes="member: 843"><p>I read this today and thought it was good!</p><p></p><p>Hey all, This month marks two years since my diagnosis of stage four cancer. I’ve been trying to come up with ways to commemorate my cancerversary. I have a few ideas, but I thought I would go to the HU brain trust for some more innovative options.</p><p>Here’s what I have so far…</p><p></p><p>• Open up my supply of catheters and see if they still hang up going around my prostate</p><p></p><p>• Pose for a Men of Prostate calendar, wearing only a Depends</p><p></p><p>• Inject some Trimix and experiment to see if I can hang a handkerchief on my Balsawoody (the days</p><p> of playing a towel rack or “pitching a tent” are over)</p><p></p><p>• Watch “You’ve Got Mail” and have a good cry</p><p></p><p>• Workout with inflatable weights so I can feel good about my strength</p><p></p><p>• Manscape my body – woops, no body hair left</p><p></p><p>• Contact NASA to take a dick pic of me with their new James Webb Telescope (to make the lil’ guy visible to the naked eye)</p><p></p><p>• Treat myself to a new sports bra</p><p></p><p>• Sit down to a hearty mealworm burger and alcohol free beer (or horse piss if available)</p><p></p><p>• Mix up all my meds and supplements and play “guess the pill”</p><p></p><p>What did I miss?</p><p></p><p>[URL unfurl="true"]https://healthunlocked.com/advanced-prostate-cancer/posts/148508053/2-year-cancerversary?utm_campaign=advanced-prostate-cancer&utm_medium=email&utm_source=notification&utm_term=new-daily+digest[/URL]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vince, post: 233256, member: 843"] I read this today and thought it was good! Hey all, This month marks two years since my diagnosis of stage four cancer. I’ve been trying to come up with ways to commemorate my cancerversary. I have a few ideas, but I thought I would go to the HU brain trust for some more innovative options. Here’s what I have so far… • Open up my supply of catheters and see if they still hang up going around my prostate • Pose for a Men of Prostate calendar, wearing only a Depends • Inject some Trimix and experiment to see if I can hang a handkerchief on my Balsawoody (the days of playing a towel rack or “pitching a tent” are over) • Watch “You’ve Got Mail” and have a good cry • Workout with inflatable weights so I can feel good about my strength • Manscape my body – woops, no body hair left • Contact NASA to take a dick pic of me with their new James Webb Telescope (to make the lil’ guy visible to the naked eye) • Treat myself to a new sports bra • Sit down to a hearty mealworm burger and alcohol free beer (or horse piss if available) • Mix up all my meds and supplements and play “guess the pill” What did I miss? [URL unfurl="true"]https://healthunlocked.com/advanced-prostate-cancer/posts/148508053/2-year-cancerversary?utm_campaign=advanced-prostate-cancer&utm_medium=email&utm_source=notification&utm_term=new-daily+digest[/URL] [/QUOTE]
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