Vince
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Hey all, This month marks two years since my diagnosis of stage four cancer. I’ve been trying to come up with ways to commemorate my cancerversary. I have a few ideas, but I thought I would go to the HU brain trust for some more innovative options.
Here’s what I have so far…
• Open up my supply of catheters and see if they still hang up going around my prostate
• Pose for a Men of Prostate calendar, wearing only a Depends
• Inject some Trimix and experiment to see if I can hang a handkerchief on my Balsawoody (the days
of playing a towel rack or “pitching a tent” are over)
• Watch “You’ve Got Mail” and have a good cry
• Workout with inflatable weights so I can feel good about my strength
• Manscape my body – woops, no body hair left
• Contact NASA to take a dick pic of me with their new James Webb Telescope (to make the lil’ guy visible to the naked eye)
• Treat myself to a new sports bra
• Sit down to a hearty mealworm burger and alcohol free beer (or horse piss if available)
• Mix up all my meds and supplements and play “guess the pill”
What did I miss?
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Hey all, This month marks two years since my diagnosis of stage four cancer. I’ve been trying to come up with ways to commemorate my cancerversary. I have a few ideas, but I thought I would go to the HU brain trust for some more innovative options.
Here’s what I have so far…
• Open up my supply of catheters and see if they still hang up going around my prostate
• Pose for a Men of Prostate calendar, wearing only a Depends
• Inject some Trimix and experiment to see if I can hang a handkerchief on my Balsawoody (the days
of playing a towel rack or “pitching a tent” are over)
• Watch “You’ve Got Mail” and have a good cry
• Workout with inflatable weights so I can feel good about my strength
• Manscape my body – woops, no body hair left
• Contact NASA to take a dick pic of me with their new James Webb Telescope (to make the lil’ guy visible to the naked eye)
• Treat myself to a new sports bra
• Sit down to a hearty mealworm burger and alcohol free beer (or horse piss if available)
• Mix up all my meds and supplements and play “guess the pill”
What did I miss?
2 Year Cancerversary: Hey all, This... - Advanced Prostate...
Hey all, This month marks two years since my diagnosis of stage four cancer. I’ve been trying to come up with ways to commemorate my cancerversary. I have a few ideas, but I thought I would go to the...
healthunlocked.com
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