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<blockquote data-quote="Sean Reed" data-source="post: 66327" data-attributes="member: 15349"><p>You give new meaning to the phrase "happy ending."</p><p></p><p>I have a story. It is highly inappropriate, so sensitive readers should move along. </p><p></p><p>My young and extremely beautiful wife has a tendency to be 20 lbs overweight. Her FP is an idiot, she got her medical license from a Cracker Jack box.</p><p></p><p></p><p>In 2002 The American Association of Clinical Endocrinologists (AACE) revised their ranges for TSH (the gold standard for measuring your metabolism). The higher the number, the slower your metabolism. The old range was .5 to 5. The new range was .3 to 3.</p><p>My wife scored at 3.4. This was around 2010, 8 years after the range revisions. My wife needed treatment, but her doctor was too stupid to be aware of the new range, even after I pointed out the AACE recommendation. She insisted that anything under 5 did not need treatment. </p><p></p><p>I was trying to explain things to my wife and her doctor, but they could not wrap their tiny heads around what the new standards meant. They were clueless. </p><p></p><p>I was frustrated, so I took a step back looked at the two of them and said "you two, just stay pretty." My wife knows what that means and said "oh no you didn't" to which I replied "oh yes I did. I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."</p><p></p><p>Her Quack doc then looks at my paperwork and said "Mr Reed, it says here that you have not had an exam in some time. I have an opening right now." </p><p></p><p></p><p>Soooo, I was in the exam room with her nurse who was a solid 8. My wifes doc comes in, snaps her latex glove on and says "drop your pants and turn. I am going to check your prostate, and my nurse will check you for testicular cancer."</p><p></p><p>However, what she thought was punishment was in fact the opposite.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sean Reed, post: 66327, member: 15349"] You give new meaning to the phrase "happy ending." I have a story. It is highly inappropriate, so sensitive readers should move along. My young and extremely beautiful wife has a tendency to be 20 lbs overweight. Her FP is an idiot, she got her medical license from a Cracker Jack box. In 2002 The American Association of Clinical Endocrinologists (AACE) revised their ranges for TSH (the gold standard for measuring your metabolism). The higher the number, the slower your metabolism. The old range was .5 to 5. The new range was .3 to 3. My wife scored at 3.4. This was around 2010, 8 years after the range revisions. My wife needed treatment, but her doctor was too stupid to be aware of the new range, even after I pointed out the AACE recommendation. She insisted that anything under 5 did not need treatment. I was trying to explain things to my wife and her doctor, but they could not wrap their tiny heads around what the new standards meant. They were clueless. I was frustrated, so I took a step back looked at the two of them and said "you two, just stay pretty." My wife knows what that means and said "oh no you didn't" to which I replied "oh yes I did. I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you." Her Quack doc then looks at my paperwork and said "Mr Reed, it says here that you have not had an exam in some time. I have an opening right now." Soooo, I was in the exam room with her nurse who was a solid 8. My wifes doc comes in, snaps her latex glove on and says "drop your pants and turn. I am going to check your prostate, and my nurse will check you for testicular cancer." However, what she thought was punishment was in fact the opposite. [/QUOTE]
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